Curse

Lunarhound · May 31, 2005, 02:55 PM // 14:55

Here's a stupid but amusing little game my guild has been playing on our message boards. We've all seen the OBELISK mages, and we all know that as long as they control their OBELISKs they can do great and wonderful things! We should know. They tell us every few seconds. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to list the wonders that can be accomplished as long as the OBELISKs remain in their control.

Here are a few examples:

As long as I control this OBELISK...

...nobody will notice that I'm not wearing pants!

...My wife says I have to sleep on the couch!

...I will control this OBELISK!

...all my friends will think I'm so cool!

...you don't!

I'm sure everyone here can come up with better material than this, so have at it.

EnDinG · May 31, 2005, 02:57 PM // 14:57

... my popcorn pops twice as fast. *Zap.*

SOT · May 31, 2005, 03:01 PM // 15:01

..I have the ability to mighty morph!

Harlas Kije · May 31, 2005, 03:01 PM // 15:01

.....I will always be in GODmode.

SOT · May 31, 2005, 03:02 PM // 15:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harlas Kije

.....I will always be in GODmode.

LOL!

...My framerate is constant!

Dumb Quixote · May 31, 2005, 03:07 PM // 15:07

... Alesia will think she's a tank.

Rbp-7-(Ooz) · May 31, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16

... Sentient asparagus will forever be denied the joy of Lubricating heavy earth moving equipment.

chalt2 · May 31, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16

....sooner or later Gwen will burst into flames

Rbp-7-(Ooz) · May 31, 2005, 03:21 PM // 15:21

... there will not be a third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplements.

Elyscape · May 31, 2005, 03:43 PM // 15:43

...the Great Scissorsman will accept that I am the future!

...my promniscuous daughters shall deplore the flying antipathy!

...people shall make up things that apply only as long as I control this OBELISK!

Dumb Quixote · May 31, 2005, 03:52 PM // 15:52

... Guns N Roses will never re-unite.

Devil's Dictionary · May 31, 2005, 04:00 PM // 16:00

... I'll be easy target for Charrs.
... I'll flash my sexiness like a flag.
... it shall be controlled by me.
... I shall repeat this sentence over and over again untill Hollywood notices me.

Principa Discordia · May 31, 2005, 04:03 PM // 16:03

WTF?

I honestly don't understand how this works, someone explain to me?

Edit: Never mind, I get it now. Two nights of no sleep make me idiotic.

Dumb Quixote · May 31, 2005, 04:05 PM // 16:05

.. Principa Discordia will never sleep!

MUHWAHAHAHA!

Volarian · May 31, 2005, 04:22 PM // 16:22

...that the next update will have Gwen with her Glorious Flute of Breaking as the final Challenge for Ascension with Paladin Alesia as her sidekick!!

Alzbeta · May 31, 2005, 05:33 PM // 17:33

...my henchmen will retain their magical propensity for merging with one another when standing about!
...my chocolate bars only have half the calories and none of the fat!
...rednecks are incapable of going out in public! (This is an extremely powerful and much-needed superpower, where I'm from.)
...I can grow copious amounts of crisp twenty-dollar bills in my Chia pet container!
...I am given great ninjutsu skills!

Behold, my OBELISK gives me great power! Real... ultimate... power!

Dreamsmith · May 31, 2005, 05:43 PM // 17:43

...no one will notice I'm not really doing anything useful.

CrazyGirl · May 31, 2005, 05:47 PM // 17:47

...i pwn noobs

Ramus · May 31, 2005, 07:57 PM // 19:57

...I will spend more time reading guildwarsguru than having sex!

Arbel · May 31, 2005, 08:01 PM // 20:01

...I will be on the forums encouraging Ramus to have sex. *cough*